Help On The Way For Zach!
An Associate Clinical Professorof Urology at Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York, and fellow, American College of Surgeons, has announced today that he will perform penis enlargement surgery free of charge to Big Brother 8 contestant Zach Swerdzewski following the viewing of a late night, live broadcast of a streaking incident within the Big Brother House.
According to the Doctor, who wishes to remain anonymous for Zach's privacy, he specializes in male genital surgery. 95% of his practice involves phalloplasty. With surgery, Zach should be able to gain length and width in both the flaccid and erect state, as well as glanular enhancement.
Comments made by fellow house guests during the streaking of Zach ranged from "all I saw was a hairy patch," to "it was really gross" and "it's so small".
The Doctor explained that he will make his offer to Zach explaining that the operation will give him more confidence both in and out of the bedroom. Zach will have 1 year to have the free surgery, and will not have any obligations to promote his new and improved penis, or to discuss it following surgery, according to the Doctor and his medical team.
A spokesperson for Big Brother at CBS declined comment.
According to the Doctor, who wishes to remain anonymous for Zach's privacy, he specializes in male genital surgery. 95% of his practice involves phalloplasty. With surgery, Zach should be able to gain length and width in both the flaccid and erect state, as well as glanular enhancement.
Comments made by fellow house guests during the streaking of Zach ranged from "all I saw was a hairy patch," to "it was really gross" and "it's so small".
The Doctor explained that he will make his offer to Zach explaining that the operation will give him more confidence both in and out of the bedroom. Zach will have 1 year to have the free surgery, and will not have any obligations to promote his new and improved penis, or to discuss it following surgery, according to the Doctor and his medical team.
A spokesperson for Big Brother at CBS declined comment.
posted by Doug @ 9:30 AM
5 Comments:
At July 21, 2007 at 9:46 AM ,
Chelle said...
OMG......LMAO........
At July 21, 2007 at 10:37 AM ,
CarolynBBDish said...
seriously! roflmao!
At July 21, 2007 at 8:19 PM ,
Anonymous said...
What a great doc! The poor boy does need some help! Funny how guys that act like the biggest d.cks, are the ones with the smallest ones!!! Just look at Scott Long! The only thing long about him is his last name!
At July 24, 2007 at 4:51 PM ,
Anonymous said...
I call bullshit on this. Stupid prank.
At July 31, 2007 at 4:33 PM ,
Anonymous said...
THIS IS GREAT!! HAHA!
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